probably-infested-with-nargles:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

Protectus erectus

(via ever-sick)

thelordofthebuttz:

each second you spend not touching my butt is a wasted second

(via sassxqueen)

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

(via catsandcoolshit)